This is a sad day for us all. Apparently, the ShamWow Guy is a devious character who purportedly beat up a prostitute after she bit his tongue. More on the story here, here, and here. I don’t know whether to feel betrayed that my illusions of the ShamWow Guy are gone (I mean, if you … [Read more…]
I can’t help it. I know I shouldn’t support a site that has a tab called “Lol Builder.” I know in my heart it is wrong. But they just make me laugh all the time. It cannot be helped. It’s the little pointy ears and the big kitty eyes and the asinine captions. Resistance is … [Read more…]
It’s the end of the month again (actually it’s the beginning of the next month, but I’ve been having trouble remembering what day it is lately) and it’s time to thank you for contributing to this month’s conversation. Taking over the world is best done with company, if only because once you’ve achieved your goal … [Read more…]
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If you haven’t seen these series, check them out. They are original, quirky and fun. If you like them, thank Jon for introducing them to me in the first place. If you don’t, please don’t take it out on Jon by egging his house, because I live there, too. Stella Originally a live comedy act … [Read more…]
You cannot take over the world without the help of other people. Unless, of course, you have an army of robots, zombies or indentured servants and you don’t count them as people. With that in mind, I’m going to take a page from Leo Bottary’s blog, Client Services Insights, and recognize January’s contributors to the … [Read more…]
Oh, Rob Cottingham, you card.
At 12:00 today, some of my coworkers and I gathered in the conference room and tuned in to the inauguration video broadcast live on nytimes.com. We watched Obama’s inauguration speech in silence, and, despite the numerous challenges facing our country and this administration, for the first time in 8 years, I felt hope. I thought … [Read more…]
I have a theory about Steve Jobs’ plans. My theory (which is not based on any facts at all) is that he is faking his health conditions in order to sabotage Apple’s reputation and investors’ confidence. Once everyone’s feeling good and defeated and has unloaded all their stock, he’s going to announce his new position … [Read more…]
Emails Aren’t Always True This post is for anyone who has ever received an email forward containing a cautionary tale with an unknown origin. Existing Email Scams These emails may include the following stories: Household items contain agents that will kill you Truck drivers will run your car off the road Cell phones numbers are … [Read more…]
This is a T-shirt. Heh heh heh. Threadless.com, you’re so wrong, but I cannot help giggling anyway.
According to her debate responses, these are Sarah Palin’s weaknesses. I understand. Being a beacon must be pure hell on cruises, what with the other ships steering into you all the time. To be fair, let me add that I was tempted to write all about my new warm fuzzy feeling towards Joe Biden tonight, … [Read more…]
I used to ask people what they’d do if it was the end of the world. The popular answer to this scenario was: “I’d spend the time with loved ones, somewhere naturally beautiful and calming, like the beach.” In retrospect, that’s absurd. If it’s the end of the world, there’s a good chance that A) … [Read more…]
I love the Onion. This is why: 6-Year-Old Stares Down Bottomless Abyss Of Formal Schooling Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World If only Charlie the Unicorn and the Onion could join forces and fight for world domination. I would not be able to resist. I know I’ve posted this before, but it’s … [Read more…]