5 Facts About ME

  1. My husband and I knew we were right for each other when we watched a horribly politically incorrect SNL satire in college and laughed hysterically while everyone else in the room sat in appalled and shocked silence.
  2. I have two children, Maddox and Jessica, and they are smart, kind, and funny. They are as weird as their mother, and understand math and music like their father, respectively. They were also born after the year 2000, so technically I was born in another century, which I’m sure I’ll hear about later.
  3. There are 2418 books in my library on this third day of January in the year of our Lord, two thousand and seventeen. I am an insatiable reader and love recommendations.
  4. I’m a freelance WordPress web developer. I like the flexible schedule, coding with my caps lock-obsessed Labrador nearby, and working through the logic problems.
  5. Before I die, I want to become a ninja, speak another language fluently, and dance ON the beat for a whole song. And of course, take over the world.