Once I have completely dominated the world, Sarah will have an international holiday named after her.
This is because I can be bought with excellent baked goods.
Being greeted with a cupcake in the morning is a wonderful thing. Being told you should have TWO cupcakes (one for you and one for your baby) is even better. If the cupcakes have delicious frosting and teeny rainbow surprises inside, it is cause for sheer joy.
Thank you, Sarah. You win at life.
Cupcakes will be distributed on Sarah Wins at Life Day. People with babies get to have two. * Please note, babies must still be inside the womb. Babies in the stomach or outside of the womb do not qualify for a second cupcake.