Onions and Unicorns (Things I Love)

I love the Onion. This is why:

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If only Charlie the Unicorn and the Onion could join forces and fight for world domination. I would not be able to resist. I know I’ve posted this before, but it’s just never the wrong time for Charlie the Unicorn.

I mean, no offense, but forget Joe Biden – if I were choosing a running mate, I’d just create a Consortium of the Ridiculous and run with them, instead. Although, if he knows what a Leoplueradon actually is, I might have to vote for him.

If not?

Shun the nonbeliever. Shuuuunnnnn.

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