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Dr. Leanne C. Heller
from San Marcos, TX.
What do these people all have in common? Well, I’ll tell you.
Google “Leanne Heller”
I dare you.
The top result, invariably, is Dr Leanne Heller – Psychiatrist.
She is my organic SEO Nemesis.
Her website has been around since 1999. It was last modified February 2, 2003.
She volunteers, heals young minds, and breeds Alaskan Malamutes and ferrets. She actually seems like a pretty good person, and ordinarily, I would be proud to share my name with her.
But she’s lousing up my Google ratings. The madness must end. I’ve got to optimize.