Shoot Up Your Ceiling Part 2

Guys, for $4,250.00, I can purchase my very own complete L-75 package.

According to my awesome new Scandinavian associate, this includes:

• 1.pcs. Line thrower L-75
• 1.pcs. Bucket Holder
• 1.pcs. Fastening Pipe
• 1.pcs. Heaving Line (3mm x 110metres)
• 1.pcs. Throwing Ball
• 1.pcs. Bucket
• 1.pcs. Air Hose Connector
• 1.pcs. Hose Clip
• 1.pcs. Users’ Manual (English)
• 1.pcs. Drawing of Assembly
• 1.pcs. Spare Part List

I am particularly excited about the Drawing of Assembly and the Spare Part List. What spare parts will be included!? Another bucket?

And a “Drawing of Assembly” suggests that not only do they trust me with owning this potentially lethal piece of equipment, they also trust me to put it together.

Oh, my friends, I must immediately begin fundraising for several hundred of these for my fortress of evil. Boiling oil? Gatling guns? No way. It’s the Line thrower L-75 all the way, because not only will we prevail in any firefight, we will also be able to rescue each other on deep sea adventures.

Clear win, either way.

I’ll close today with “Vinarligast!” which, according to the L-75 representatives, is how you say “Best Regards” in either Danish, Finish, or Icelandic. Or, whatever it is you speak on the Faroe Islands, a previously overlooked region which has moved up considerably on my list of places to conquer.

After all, if they can come up with the Line thrower, what else lurks in their nefarious minds?

If you’ve missed the previous post and don’t quite understand the excitement factor here, go back to: Shoot Up Your Ceiling with the L-75 Line Thrower.

VINARLIGAST!

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