http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/2009/03/pregnancy-makes-people-nicer-to-you/ For aspiring world conquerors everywhere Thu, 19 Aug 2010 01:06:57 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/2009/03/pregnancy-makes-people-nicer-to-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1541 leanneheller Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:28:17 +0000 http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/?p=3315#comment-1541 Hmm. If I attach a bunch of clothespins to my face as well, perhaps this will inspire people to bring me gifts, like cake. I put together our dresser today, and this might just be the last major exertion for the next couple of months, although I really, really, really want to start gardening for the spring. I'll have to get small pots and bring Jon to carry sacks of soil. Poor Jon. :-P Hmm. If I attach a bunch of clothespins to my face as well, perhaps this will inspire people to bring me gifts, like cake. I put together our dresser today, and this might just be the last major exertion for the next couple of months, although I really, really, really want to start gardening for the spring. I'll have to get small pots and bring Jon to carry sacks of soil. Poor Jon. :-P

]]> http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/2009/03/pregnancy-makes-people-nicer-to-you/comment-page-1/#comment-1539 Molly Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:53:48 +0000 http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/?p=3315#comment-1539 Maybe people are nicer because they figure they're outnumbered? You can be all, 'Two on one, bitches! I win!' ...That's probably not why. I, too, have this strange awe of pregnant ladies. I think it's at least partly because, in the late stages of pregnancy, they just seem so uncomfortable. It's kind of like how I would be nicer to someone who had a bunch of clothespins stuck on their face. You're just like, 'oh, man. That's gotta hurt. Here, cut me in line.' My boss just had a baby, and toward the end of it her feet and ankles were swollen up like footballs and I was just like, 'here, let me get that fax for you, stay where you are.' Maybe people are nicer because they figure they're outnumbered? You can be all, 'Two on one, bitches! I win!'
…That's probably not why. I, too, have this strange awe of pregnant ladies. I think it's at least partly because, in the late stages of pregnancy, they just seem so uncomfortable. It's kind of like how I would be nicer to someone who had a bunch of clothespins stuck on their face. You're just like, 'oh, man. That's gotta hurt. Here, cut me in line.' My boss just had a baby, and toward the end of it her feet and ankles were swollen up like footballs and I was just like, 'here, let me get that fax for you, stay where you are.'

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