How to Pacify the Masses
A surefire method that works every time.
Step 1: Order 30 burritos.
Step 2: Lay them out on a table.
Step 3: Yell FREE FOOD at the top of your lungs.
Step 4: Wait until a crowd gathers and people start stuffing themselves.
Step 5: Provide couches and lemonade. Repeat as often as necessary. Vary food type for optimal results.
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