http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/2009/02/the-perks-of-being-preggo/ For aspiring world conquerors everywhere Thu, 19 Aug 2010 01:06:57 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/2009/02/the-perks-of-being-preggo/comment-page-1/#comment-1377 leanneheller Sun, 22 Feb 2009 14:17:11 +0000 http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/?p=2979#comment-1377 This may just be the best strategy ever. Okay, Ben & Jerry's is the first to go. This may just be the best strategy ever. Okay, Ben & Jerry's is the first to go.

]]> http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/2009/02/the-perks-of-being-preggo/comment-page-1/#comment-1375 Dave Sun, 22 Feb 2009 06:04:11 +0000 http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/?p=2979#comment-1375 This could be alleviated with the strategic addition of ice cream to the aforementioned cupcake distribution. Think about it - who wants to change a world that promises cupcakes **AND** ice cream? Even tax hikes would go over well with the promise of chocolate sprinkles for the ice cream. (We'll save the whipped cream for radical policy changes and the like.) Food-based PR strategy for aspiring world-dominators! Conquer Ben & Jerry's first!!!! This could be alleviated with the strategic addition of ice cream to the aforementioned cupcake distribution. Think about it – who wants to change a world that promises cupcakes **AND** ice cream? Even tax hikes would go over well with the promise of chocolate sprinkles for the ice cream. (We'll save the whipped cream for radical policy changes and the like.) Food-based PR strategy for aspiring world-dominators! Conquer Ben & Jerry's first!!!!

]]> http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/2009/02/the-perks-of-being-preggo/comment-page-1/#comment-1371 leanneheller Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:28:31 +0000 http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/?p=2979#comment-1371 If you take a whole week off when you've just conquered the world, don't you have to be careful that someone else won't conquer it while you're napping? Although, if they are all lulled into a false sense of camaraderie from the piles of cupcakes, perhaps this would work... If you take a whole week off when you've just conquered the world, don't you have to be careful that someone else won't conquer it while you're napping? Although, if they are all lulled into a false sense of camaraderie from the piles of cupcakes, perhaps this would work…

]]> http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/2009/02/the-perks-of-being-preggo/comment-page-1/#comment-1370 Dave Sat, 21 Feb 2009 18:49:47 +0000 http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/?p=2979#comment-1370 While we're conquering the world, why not take the whole week off? :-D ...With additional assorted cupcakes distributed in Sarah's honor. :-P While we're conquering the world, why not take the whole week off? :-D
…With additional assorted cupcakes distributed in Sarah's honor. :-P

]]> http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/2009/02/the-perks-of-being-preggo/comment-page-1/#comment-1366 leanneheller Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:45:56 +0000 http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/?p=2979#comment-1366 What do you think of the third Tuesday in June? It's nice enough out by then that you can spend the day at the beach, but not so hot that the cupcakes will melt. Also, it is a weekday, which is good because what is the point of having a holiday on the weekend. What do you think of the third Tuesday in June? It's nice enough out by then that you can spend the day at the beach, but not so hot that the cupcakes will melt. Also, it is a weekday, which is good because what is the point of having a holiday on the weekend.

]]> http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/2009/02/the-perks-of-being-preggo/comment-page-1/#comment-1365 Sarah Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:39:31 +0000 http://www.guidetoworlddomination.com/?p=2979#comment-1365 I have decided this is your best post ever :) What date will this holiday fall on and can we make sure it is a paid holiday from work please. I have decided this is your best post ever :) What date will this holiday fall on and can we make sure it is a paid holiday from work please.

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