Headless Gang Terrorizes Bob’s Stores, Management Negotiates Compromise

I made some new friends at Bob’s Store today. As you can see, we have a lot in common.

That’s Headless Mike on the left, and Headless Barry on the right. Decapitated Stan is somewhat cut off (no pun intended), and that’s Guillotine Gus with the green polo in the back.

While we were taking pictures, people kept coming up to us acting all confused. I think they secretly wanted to join our gang, but weren’t sure of the requirements. A gang that cuts off your head as part of the initiation is kind of hardcore, and they probably didn’t want to offend.

Anyway, after some debate, I left my gang at Bob’s.  Management says they’re going to give us 50-75% off of selected merchandise (just see their signs) in exchange for protection. This is pretty fair, and also, none of the guys technically owned the clothes they were wearing, so legally, they needed to remain in the store.

Our gang sign might need a little work, but we color-coordinate pretty well, and I think we’ve got our intimidating gang stance down.

Izod, represent.