I have to take a moment here and do a tribute post. Don’t worry, it won’t be boring, it won’t consist solely of links, and there is a definite reason that you should do what it says.
Recently, someone sent me a link to howmuchisyoursoulworth.com. We were discussing online quizzes, and he brought this up as an example. He had originally found it on JohnChow.com, and John Chow, I have to hand it to you - thanks for posting about this. And, thanks to the co-worker, who directed me to it.
I love this quiz. I want to seek out the writer behind it, and hire them as a copywriter for my World Domination propaganda pamphlets. And all my World Domination marketing campaign landing pages. You go, Satanically-inspired writers of the world, get your freak on.
I’ll tell you one thing. I set that #($*#) line on fire. And, I wish I could apply that to lines in traffic, too.
In conclusion, I have no idea what a soul dollar is, but I suddenly have a burning desire to know the soul dollar worth of everyone I know.
Take the quiz! Post your worth! Force your friends to doubt (or be impressed by) their self-worth by making them take this, solely for my amusement. It’s fun, and it’s what a good friend would do.
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$356,050 Soul Dollars. I think I lost a few on the doctor question. I just couldn’t resist.
“I’m sorry. We tried our best. HONK!”
My soul is worth a measly $118,080. I mean I thought I’d be worth at least $200,000, at least!
$167,075…I’m obviously not as evil as I thought, I’m going to need some training before helping in your world takeover!
$281,530. Disappointing. But if I steal the three of your souls I’ll have $641,205 more soul bucks. Hmm.
@B Haha interesting perspective. You should get at least $100,000 soul bucks credit if you are able to pull this off.
321,540, but I’d like to offer up the fact that I’d likely steal and sell Jon’s soul before selling mine. I’m also annoyed that I couldn’t answer that I’d first throw my friends at the muggers, and then beat them up.
Oh great, now I feel like I’m just stealing B’s idea, which implies that I have to kill and sell B’s soul first, sigh…
@C: That’s relatively high evil, that thought there. Nobody mentioned KILLING. (Just stealing and kicking and beating people up.) So VIOLENT these days. :-P
Well, it was a measly 98,000 soul bucks before I figured out that I could game the answer. Afterwards, it was worth 199,999,999 soul bucks.
So, my question is this: If being evil gives you a higher value, and cheating on the test is obviously a little evil, haven’t I actually earned the 199,999,999?
Well, that seems fair but the leap from 98,000 to 199,999,999 is a little high. Maybe you could go out and beat up some little old ladies or set some cars on fire, you know, just to make sure that you’re really earning that extra 199,901,999.
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