Astrology and World Domination

People are interested in horoscopes for a lot of reasons. You have a connection to the stars or the occult. You have a desire to improve yourself as a human being. Or, (and this is a fun one) you possess an over-abundance of good, healthy narcissism.

I am interested in horoscopes because mine has always been pretty spot on, even taking into account the tendency to favorably adapt or interpret, or self-fulfilling prophecy. And, although this may be news to the current Presidents, Kings and Czarinas of the world, the stars have always been crystal clear on the fact that I plan to take over the world:

Sun sign: You are ambitious and desirous of prominent positions. (Well, yes. See blog title.)

Ascendant: Your life will be in many ways influenced by decisions you make that have been motivated by your desire for power and for authority. A life full of chance and circumstances will be the outcome of your desire to rule, to organize, to hold the keys of authority. You implement ideas with a self-assurance that lets nothing get in your way of success. (Speaks for itself.)

The Moon’s position indicates that it can be expected that you will be successful in positions that call for solitude or remote locations. (See past post, Your Base of Unspeakable Evil.)

Apparently, I also tend to be a wee tad emotional, and I need to stop trusting everyone to be candid and sincere. In future, perhaps I should button up my sensitivities and devote some valuable time to really nurturing my paranoid delusions.

To find out your own destiny, get a Personal Portrait (short report is free). Post an excerpt of your horoscope, showing you to be well on the path to glory and conquest, or questions about how to balance aspects of your personality in order to best achieve world domination.