You are interested in World Domination as a hobby, sport or an excuse to quit your job. You are determined to use your powers for good, ultimately saving the world. You are evil in a harmless (so you say), clever sort of way. You are simply stranded on a desert island with nothing else to read.
There is no bad reason to pursue World Domination. Perhaps you want minions. Other good goals are owning a palace, making people call you El Presidente, and having the power to rename entire countries at your whim. (Ex: If angered by the local government, Argentina shall now be called “Potatoes.”)
Future Guide posts will cover interesting projects, marketing attempts, reading people’s behavior (or, if that’s too tough, planting trackers in their livers and assassinating them on cold, foggy nights), good things to buy, good things to bury & never speak of again, good people to bury & never speak of again, and pretty much, whatever else you’re interested in, as relating to World Domination.
Post your interests, and we’ll try to tie them in. What do you want to hear about? What do you want to learn?
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Greatest blog title ever. : ) Good seeing you yesterday.
I’m concerned that I may have too many vestigial moral concepts, foisted on me by “society.” Will these interfere with my attempts at world domination? How can I eliminate them?
I’m undecided about where the best place for my base of unspeakable evil should be located. Do I go for the far side of the Moon, or deep underwater ?
While attempting to conquer the world, I find my plans ruined by others’ foolish plans to dominate the said world. Obviously we’re facing a resource conflict here. Normally, I would slay said other, but it seems that the number is increasingly rising. While I have attempted to destroy the entire population, I find myself hesitant to pull the trigger as why conquer a dead world?
That question was rhetorical, don’t answer that, on pain of death… My question for you is this: if I were to populate another, better, world, let’s say, New Chris World, and then conquer that world, is that considered cheating in the sense that by creating all the life I then later demoralize and conquer, have I truly dominated the world if the new life didn’t really have a chance to rebel (given that I’ve removed that gene during the incubation period)?
Why? Because I want to make sure you are not alone on your quest for WD… and that the secret will be mastery of the Media… Eat or be eaten.
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